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Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.
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police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
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